Thursday, July 30, 2009 posted my picture on their website!!!!

(Originally written on July 30th, 2009. Posted to COSA18 on September 14th, 2009.)

      Alright, well technically Sarah took the picture and was actually there, but when I saw it's adorableness I had to ask if I could send it in! Who would have thought they'd actually post it!?

      Scroll to the bottom of the blog part, before the comments. It's the last picture, the one of the tortoise eating a carrot-shaped cake. Yep, that's Fred, the tortoise that lives in Petland on Semoran! They even credited with my name, and gave it a title!

      I am surprised beyond belief, this is one of my favorite websites that I visit daily for a "pick me up". :)

      Once again, thanks so much Sarah! NOW WE'RE FAMOUS! Haha!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It is fun to make fun of everybody

(Originally written on July 8th, 2009. Posted to COSA18 on September 14th, 2009.)

     That is why I do, and have no guilt or shame in doing so. I'm sorry, but there is a joke to be made of everything, no matter what it is. There are no boundaries, because someone will find it funny. Cancer? Oh it can be funny. Oh your mom died of cancer? She'd probably laugh honestly. "Oh yeah, that cancer. It snuck up on me, damn it. Oh well, I have a cute condo in heaven."

     Granted, this is all theoretical, don't come after me in a rampage saying your mama died of cancer and doesn't appreciate me taking it lightly, because I'm not. I'm just stating the truth, anything can be funny, I don't care what it is. No matter what you make a joke about, suicide, child molestation, disease, addiction, alcoholics, inbreeding, or things that aren't fucked up, someone will laugh.

     It's a free for all people, man up and spew out something comedic so we can all have a laugh we hide behind our hands because it's not funny to laugh about black people.

I wish I could meet a writer..

(Originally quoted on July 8th, 2009. Posted to COSA18 on September 15th, 2009.)

..that felt the same way as I, and could relate perfectly to this in what they wish to put into the world. Where are you?

"It may be autobiographical, but it’s only because I realized I can’t create a more fucked-up story than my own — and the characters that are in my life, I don’t need to imagine or create metaphors for them.
But at the same time, I set out to tell a story that everyone can relate to. I don’t want to tell a story about my personal relationships, I want to tell a story about being a person that wants to try and be human, and I think that’s how everyone feels."
- Marilyn Manson

Sunday, July 5, 2009


(Originally written on July 5th, 2009. Posted to COSA18 on September 15th, 2009.)

..cannot trust you. You are too far away and you lie to me about everything, even little things. It reminds me of someone I know, but the comparison would be unfair. Regardless, I cannot take your lies, and they don't work well in your favor considering the distance they would have to travel.

I may be mind over heart, but I am okay with that, I have been for a very long time. I'm sincerely sorry if you are not, but I think one day you'll understand my reasoning. I'm not a robot, I'm not guarding myself for any reasons requiring a therapist, it's simply not an issue to me. I just feel that everyone else is wrong, and I am right (in this situation). There is a time and place for being heart over mind, but this is not that time or place. Therefor, there is a place for the vice verse.

You'll thank me for not ruining your life.